Wrestling Fans Suck

The Apology

Crimson Mask: “Sorta making the topic seem a lot less like 'claptrap' too, innit. Say, anybody got any tape of ol' color blind Newt being similarly condescending to a white reporter? That'd clear it right up.

*doesn't hold breath* in the Sunshine State...”

KGB: “You (and Chrissy Matthews) say he was condescending. Lots of other people just aren't seeing it.”

Crimson Mask: “You know, for once, that's a fair comment, because I had not seen the actual incident, so I just watched it, and tell you the truth I'm just not seeing it either.”

NOTE: Shortly after this exchange was completed on WCMB, an earthquake caused Florida to brak off of the mainland US and fall into the sea. Crimson Mask was able to leap fro his apartment window across a large canyon to safety.

Apparently, Mr. Adrenaline IS his friend.

Modding at it's Best:

Modding at it's best:

"It was 'explained' in the rules you were supposed to have read BEFORE REGISTERING and that are linked on EVERY PAGE OF THE BOARD. Do you want us to come to your house and cut your meat for you too?

Waah waah too many rules. Waah waah not enough rules. This is why there's another rule against these kinds of discussions being on the board at all. But you haven't read THAT one either. So if you don't like any of this, email or PM Beej."--Portalesman.

Jim Hellwig Everyone!

From the August 1, 1994 edition of The Observer, which was covering the McMahon Steroid Trial, comes this gem fom Jim "Ultimate Warrior" Hellwig:

After leaving the courtroom, Hellwig was besieged by the television media for their 6 and 11 p.m. newscasts. When asked if wrestlers were told to use steroids, he said that was bunk. He then went to an attractive female reporter with an analogy--if you were on a job interview and the boss told you to take off all your clothes right there and have wild sex, it's your decision. You could say no.

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Awesome.

Summing it all up

"Dead Benoit, Vaginal discharge and titties covered in cum.

Thats this board in a nutshell."--Portzilla

WFS Quotes of the Week--August 12-18

"There are just way too many things wrong with that thread but the topper is you have at least 2 dozen guys that couldn't get head in a monkey whorehouse if they had bananas for dicks and a fistful of fifties are swapping advice on how to pick up women."
--Tommyf, on a WC thread about CJ something-or-other quitting teh wimmens

"See what you guys did? You started a thread about finding poosay and you got Derik to come back hoping someone would take his hambeast off his hands, then he got all salty when he realized it was for dewar."
--sek69, from the "Let's Help Dewar Find Teh Poosay" thread

Blast From The Past, Episode 3: Bobbins, Yohe, and Da Munch

The following is from an old OLC thread. When the Archives eventually go up, we can research the context, but for now....

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This is such a fantastic sentence delivered by Bobbins (in whatever context you chose to use it) from the Yohe and the WON HOF thread, I have to share it again here. It’s a comment on Yohe potentially turning into damunch, writing-wise:

"Nah. Even a grotesquely obese woman with muscular dystrophy and the intelligence of a drowned pigeon, who has spent the last 20 years in bed and whose life's ambition is to one day summon the strength to pull herself into a position to masturbate, doesn't come within a million miles of being THAT pathetic, self-pitying, self-loathing and starved for attention.”--Bobbins

Is the Gayest Travlr Post ever?

From the WCMB Town Hall Meeting, from the Douche Since '67:

"I've often seen the WCMB as a bit of a local bar/pub, speciallizing in wrestling memorabilia, etc. Over in the back corner there are the historians, pulling out old yellowed pieces of newsprint and faded placards of cards long gone by. That corner over there, they're talking about the the newer guys, and a few older guys. At one booth, Jack Brisco holds court, at another, Jimmy Garvin. The back-room, of course, is the Ak-Bar and the really strange stuff gets going there. On the TV, of course, are WC Videos and the latest WCFL features."—Travlr

Dykes vs. Lesbians

"Dykes are so ugly they cannot get a man. Lesbians are hot chicks who will go at it with other hot bitches, but when push comes to shove, really just need a deep dicking to realize they love the cock. "--dewar

Blasts From The past, Episode 2: Those Wacky Von Erichs

From the Observer sometime in 1992:
Quote:
Kevin Von Erich made some quotes in a St. Louis newspaper last week that showed his state of mind, or lack thereof.

When asked what he'd been up to after arriving two hours late for an autograph session, Kevin replied he was in Oklahoma and working with a group called Feed the Children. "Oh man, it's a great group. I don't care if you hate my guts or whatever. They're fighting some disease that, I told you I can't get political. But if we can't take care of the little kids, who will? The homosexuals? "The homosexuals are in charge of the media. They'll run you down if you oppose them. The people I talk to are America. But if you don't dance to their tunes, you don't get on television. It burns me up. Radical groups in San Francisco are telling you the whole country's like that. Well, it ain't. They all keep doing it and dying, and they call us ignorant."

Kevin then no-showed his scheduled wrestling appearance the next day in St. Louis with them claiming there was a mechanical problem with his plane. Problem was everyone knew he was in town the day before.

In reality, Kevin was waiting for Kerry at the airport and Kerry arrived at 7 p.m. for a 2 p.m. show, and instead of going to the arena, Kevin just sat at the airport.

Blasts From the Past, Episode 1: Smoove reviews the Chyna/Nicole Bass Sex tape

Smoove's original play-by-play of the Bass-Chyna video on KM.

Alright.

The tape starts off with a hard-camera shot of a bed in a dark room with leopard-print drapes, a HUGE (6' +) poster of HHH on the far wall, a potted plant, a mirrored ceiling and a table with lines of white powder next to an ENORMOUS circular bed. There's some music (Def Leppard) playing on an offscreen stereo and you can hear Chyna behind the camera setting things up.

Nicole Bass comes into the shot wearing what looks like a Xena outfit with a marital aid in either hand crossed like swords and says, "Are you ready to play?"

Then she gets down on the bed and kind of strips off the Xena outfit- this is VERY hot. About halfway through it Chyna's cell phone rings and she takes a call (sounds like it's from HUnter?) and sits on the edge of the bed. Nicole touches her while she's sitting there taking the call, trying to get her to laugh or something. Chyna tries to get her to stop.

ANyway, at this point Chyna starts gettting pretty into it. Nicole just takes off the rest of the Xena outfit and she is BUFF, let me tell you, then her head disappears by the table with the "white powder." She is DEFINITELY the aggressive one, Chyna is more laid back and receiving. Anyway I don't think I can describe the rest under board rules. But I can say:

-There's a weird element with the two marital aids- they kind of can be put together back to back. If you've seen Requiem For A Dream you'll know what I mean.

-Nicole Bass is "blonde all over."

-Chyna... how can I put this... is ALL ACCESS.

-For some reason the SPINAL TAP soundtrack is playing through most of it, also WWF theme music at one point is on the stereo, and the Ride of the Valkyries.

-It is HOT>

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Oh yeah, Ken Viewer won the DBOTY by a landslide. Congrats, you earned it.