Looking around for something on my computer today, I happened across the following.
Let it stand as the OLC/WFS Eulogy to William Moody, aka Percy Pringle III/Paul Bearer.
NOTE: There was a ton more but they all went to OLC links. Some of which may eventually come alive if August ever comes. Any links left in this don't work as far as I can tell.
“From the Pro Wres Interweb wing, gotta go with Percy. One obnoxious, arrogant shitehawk who needs to die from a fat disease. I wouldn't even crap on the cunt if I had a bout of sloppy shit and, magically, came across him laying on the floor in flames.”—DD
“People that used to be in the business who join messageboards and become know-it-all, condescending assholes. Percy Pringle and Buddy Rose are two perfect examples of this. They join a messageboard related to the business they were once in and start demanding respect instead of earning it like everybody else. And because of who they are, they start treating people on said boards like shit if anybody dare disagree with them. "I WAS THERE YOU WEREN'T. YOUR OPINION MEANS NOTHING". Having guys who were in the business around should be a good thing, but not when they're like Pringle and Rose, whose only purpose being there is to have their johnsons sucked. For them, it's like the replacement for crowd noise or something. Grade A cunts, both.”—ChrisOTL
“His answer to the drug stories might be "There weren't any. I would know, I was there."
Who remembers the "Quick, distract Percy with a cheeseburger so we can shoot horn~!" line?”-- Chad M.
“I remember one thread at KM where Percy claimed Rick Rude never did steroids. I then chimed in that Rude on the stand in federal court admitted to doing roids. That was a fun thread. Bits and pieces of that thread might be here at OLC.”—clawmaster
Also Legendary manager Percy Pringle 3rd(Paul Bearer) joins us to talk about his life in wrestling and we'll also converse about his new promotion in the old NWA Gulf Coast territory.
What will Percy's new promotion be?” --Chad M.
“WPEF (World Pie Eating Federation)”—Cory17
“Percy Pringle used to post here. Now he doesn't. That makes me sad.
I think it was the line about when they dropped Owen from Kemper Arena they were aiming for Percy and missed that made him leave.”—GoGo
“…he posted something like "You are all going to hell. For shaaaame".
Didn't post as Percy, he used a different name.”—GoGo
“By the way, for anyone in the Mobile area, Percy Pringle has been designated as a shelter.”—dedsexiest
From a thread about Pringles blog, Chad M. notes:
I'll pull two quotes out of this real quick to kick off "PercyWatch!"
I had two unique wrestling experiences last night on the streets of Mobile, from two boys about 10 or 11 years old. The first one came up to me asking for an autograph, and told me how much he enjoyed watching 'Taker and myself take the WWF title from Hulk Hogan.
I remember Taker winning the title but what did Percy do other than stand on the outside, hold the urn, and talk in a weird voice?
The second young man came up to me later in the evening and asked, "Paul... is The Undertaker a face or a heel these days?" I couldn't find the words to respond to him. I just smiled and he walked away. Folks ask me if our business has changed. Please...
Way to go Percy. He's an ass for two reasons.
1) This kid obviously doesn't watch the current WWE crap because he doesn't know if Taker's a face or heel. Percy being a dick just turned him off even more.
2) The kid was for some reason impressed by meeting Percy and tried to strike up a conversation, and this was the only stupid thing that came to mind. Instead of shaking the kid's hand, giving him an autograph and thanking him for being a fan Percy just smiled like a retard and the kid walked away hugely disappointed that his hero is such a douchebag.
The kid probably went home, jerked off, and cried as he wiped his bloody semen off of his chest.
Yes the business has changed, and it thankfully no longer has room for a no-talent fatass like Percy.
2005 Worst of Award Winner!
“LEAST IMPORTANT NEWSWORTHY THING OF THE YEAR: Percy Pringle loses weight by cheating, thus proving he is still a fat and lazy fuck-tard.”—Lord Unicron
Welcome Percy to OLC!
“Now, Fatman (since you referred to yourself as such),
If you hate this place so much, you probably should not be posting here on an ongoing basis like you have been under another name. And before you get to denying, we know how to check ip's, we also have friends at other sites that can check ip's, and, well, when they checked yours, those ip's all matched. Might want to think about that next time before you troll our friend or our board. You can say his last name on the net, such a bigshot
Don't worry about being banned though, we won't be doing that. It's rather amusing to see a washed up nothing hanging around here trying to stir shit up, doing anything in his power to get people to talk about him.
Have fun and enjoy the board ”—ChrisOTL
“And it would be hard to point a gun at anyone other than Percy Pringle's fat ass if you were trying to rob a place. It would be funny to watch someone try to shoot him and Shea trying in vain to jump in front of the bullet but just falling out of the wheelchair and twitching on the ground instead.”—Chad M.
“It is just a damn shame that the Internet world rapes our business each and every day.”—Percy, on the closing of his message board.